The latest slogn of boys

The latest slogn of boys:

Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

Friendship has no expiry date

Friendship & Medicine
both r good 4 our health.
They care us when we need,
but the only difference is that.
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Friendship has no expiry date!

I don’t remember what did I choose

Last night God gave me 2 choices:-
Either to have a good friend like you
or
To have excellent memory
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I don’t remember what did I choose

Never abandon old friends

Never abandon old friends.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine:
it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

I am beautiful”, which tense is it ?

A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

Wat makes sum people dearest

Wat makes sum people dearest
is not the happiness wen u meet them,
but its the pain wen u MISS them