6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
look at the SUN & you c TIME.. look in the HEART & you c LOVE.. look in the EYES & you c LIFE.. look at ur MOBILE & c who’s REMEMBERING U!!!
I was on a ship thinking of you. wen i looked down i droped a tear in da ocean. then i promised myself that ‘until sumone finds it.i wont forget you.’
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u – it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp …. we were playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
U r SWEET AS GIN, HARD AS RUM, CLEAR AS VODKA, MATURED AS WHISKY, REFRESHING AS BEER. In short u r a complete BAR of friendship. Cheers.
A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it’s okay because I got you.