Why Practice?
Practice makes a man perfect,
but
Nobody is perfect,
then
why practice?
Government is imposing new taxes
Government is imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10
Hug Rs.20
Kiss Rs.30
Love Rs.50
But you don’t worry
flirting is still free.
Why do birds fall from the sky
Why do birds fall from the sky
every time you walk by?
Maybe because like me
they want to be near you!
Someone once asked me
someone once asked me,
“Have you ever fallen in love?”
Then I answered, “Of course, once.”
Then they asked me another question:
“Did it hurt?”
I thought of you and told them
“Yes, very much”.
The World is round
The World is round,
We’ll meet again and again..
Whenever we meet I’ll ask you,”How r u?”
Hope you’ll not jumble the words and ask me,”Who r u?”
dot of Life
Even a small dot can stop a big sentence
But, Few more dots can give a CONTINUITY..
Amazing but true
Every ending can be a new beginning…
Hottest Kiss
Sweetest kiss: on 4head
Loveliest kiss: on cheeks
Most Romantic kiss: on lips
N d hottest kiss:….
…
…
…
…
on d bike’s silencer after it has run 100 km.
JUST TRY IT!!!
Bond
All electrons were having party,
Suddenly Protons entered n attacked them.
….
A Hero comes and saves them….
Electrons ask,”Who are you?”
Hero replies,
“Bond…. “Covalent Bond”
Send this message
Send this message to 5,00,000 people…
DO NOT IGNORE,
Its very serious,
This is not a joke,
ITS GOD GRACE,
After one month,
you’ll receive something big….
YOUR “MOBILE BILL”
Caring is a gift
Caring is a gift that no one can buy.
It’s made up of love,
that roots in our hearts & creates memories
not just for a while but 4 a lifetime……..