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A=1, B=2, C=3, …
THEN THE VALUE OF L+O+V+E = 54.
BUT THE VALUE OF
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P = 108
AND 54+54 = 108,
LOVE + LOVE = FRIENDSHIP !!!

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“Mom my boy friend told me to climb on a tree”
Girl told it to her Mom.
Mom said
“Don’t be a Fool. He want’s to see your Penty”.
Girl replied at once
“I already made Him a Fool.
Before climbed the tree I put off my Penty”.!!!

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Life is Once.
Today’s Moment becomes Tomorrow’s Memory.
Enjoy Every moment Good or Bad,
Because the Gift of Life is LIFE itself…..

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FRIENDSHIP
is
Not a
DEGREE
to
START & FINISH
within
3 or 4 years.
Its a
LIFETIME
Course,
Not Just
to STUDY
But ….
Also to
FEEL & REMEMBER
WHOLE LIFE ……

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In My Life I learned
How to Love,
to Smile,
to be Happy,
to be Strong,
to Work Hard,
to be Honest,
to be Faithful,
to Forgive.
But I couldn’t learn
How to Stop
REMEMBERING You…

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It is a Lovely Night.
I pray to the Blue Moon to protect you through the night,
The Wind to Blow away your stress
& the Twinkling Stars to Guide You.
“Good Night”

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A Female Reporter asked a Farmer
“Sir, What might be the cause of Mad Cow Disease?”
He Replied “Do you know,
Cow have sex once in a year
& We milk the Cow twice a day.”
“What’s the point?” She asked.
“Lady if any one play with your Breast twice a day
& have sex once in a year,
Wouldn’t you go Mad too?”

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Wife Reading a Book
“A Bull have sex 1000 times a year.
You don’t do quarter of that”!
Husband says
“Does it says that Bull have sex with the same Cow”?

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