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One beautiful girl went to the Bathroom

One beautiful girl went to the Bathroom
A boy kiss her
oh! what’s he feeling ?
He is touching all parts of her body…
Who is this lucky boy ?
He is “Lifeboy”

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I want to suck you … lick you …

I want to suck you …
lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth …
yep, that’s how you …
eat an ice cream!

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “BED SHEET”

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He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

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Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

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To make it straight

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

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Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!

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