Here is a Collection of Adult SMS. Most of them are funny Double meaning SMS.

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A girl’s pant zip is open

A girl’s pant zip is open
A boy saw that
boy told to girl
“please close your Tajmahal door,
because my Qutub Minar is dancing”

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Wife with his Friend in Bed

Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,

You will lose all your friends.

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Come here, take off your pents and knickers

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!

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You are here with me in my room

I really deeply wish dat
You are here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
to show u my glow in the dark watch.

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He has saved a lot from last 50 years

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

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Love is a gamble

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

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Short thing gets longer

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Car’s seat belt… u dirty mind :P

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