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What’s the geographical definition of sex?
It’s an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece

UR msgs r like a Girl’s Period,
comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears.
But My msgs r like a Man’s Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day.
So msg like a Man.

MEN-opause,
MEN-strual pain,
MEN-tal illness,
GUY-necologist,
HIS-terectomy.
Ever noticed how women’s problems start with men??

He met a lady while browsing.
She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
Since he was virus free
he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail
she screamed yahoo!

Sex is good
sex is funny
many people sex for money
but if you think sex is funny
then do it yourself and save your money.

Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation.
The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination.
Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?

I want to suck you …
lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth …
yep, that’s how you …
eat an ice cream!