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Fact of life:
One woman brings you into this world crying
& the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
Say thanks to wives

Education is incomplete without 5 B’s
B - Bikes
B - Beers
B - Babes
B - Bunks and the most important
B - Backlogs!

Alcohol contain female hormones.
Proof:
Men gain weight,
talk unnecessarily,
become extra emotional & stupid,
start fighting without any reason.

A Sincere Traffic Police Was Suspended From His Job.

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Why?

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B’coz He Charged D Ambulance 4 Over Speed.

“Talking Once with a genius person
is equal to reading books for years”

this is a Chinese proverb, so feel
free to talk to me any time & save year:)

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds……
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people.
Send this to someone who fits the description!
Don’t send it back;
I’ve already received hundreds.