On a romantic day

On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Boy : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile?”.

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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I always think about U

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m very desperate for U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That’s all what my mamma say to me

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Ladies hostel caught Fire

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

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Cant lie till Z…

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…

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Do u want to hear a dirty joke?

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud

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Good news for all students preparing for their exam

Congratulations!
Good news for all students preparing for their exam.
Both A/L & O/L exams have been postponed.
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

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A girl phoned me

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over.
Nobody was home

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