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Women are like blue jeans,
They look good for a while
but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Definition of a Nurse;
A young and beautiful woman
who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand
And then expects ur pulse to be normal

Some Realties of Life.
“U love someone U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”

Do you know why women wear watch on right hands and men on their left hand ?
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To Know the time

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!