FLASH NEWS:
Orbit White Ad Buffalo die.
The company is searching an new one for their ad.
So please be careful.
Avoid going outside and dont smile.
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FLASH NEWS:
Orbit White Ad Buffalo die.
The company is searching an new one for their ad.
So please be careful.
Avoid going outside and dont smile.
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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
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Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
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When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cure, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
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In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
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Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
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