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How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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Correct sentence

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

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A person who keeps on talking

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

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Lecture on Sun

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Boy: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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3 movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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I was sitting on daddy’s lap

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

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A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r maried.

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