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woman : “I made my husband a millionaire.”
Her friend:”And what was he before you married him?
Woman: “A billionaire.”

Angry Father to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Son: (Looking down) No…
Father: Don’t look down. Look at me.

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.

Man: Is there any way 4 long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!

Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?
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A: Apologise !!!

Jhon was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?

jhon: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

jhonny:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it….

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence
into future tense.
jhonny: The future tense is “u will go to jail