Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
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Loading ...Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Boy: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r maried.
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