Cute sms Zone http://www.cutesmszone.com A Collection of Cute sms Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:07:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en 2012146http://www.feedburner.com One day a monkey looked into mirror http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CuteSmsZone/~3/458367580/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/insult-sms/one-day-a-monkey-looked-into-mirror/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:07:41 +0000 cutesmszone http://www.cutesmszone.com/?p=727 One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
“Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

]]> http://www.cutesmszone.com/insult-sms/one-day-a-monkey-looked-into-mirror/feed/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/insult-sms/one-day-a-monkey-looked-into-mirror/ I saw U on ROAD today http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CuteSmsZone/~3/458366961/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/insult-sms/i-saw-u-on-road-today/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:04:29 +0000 cutesmszone http://www.cutesmszone.com/?p=723 I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

]]> http://www.cutesmszone.com/insult-sms/i-saw-u-on-road-today/feed/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/insult-sms/i-saw-u-on-road-today/ Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CuteSmsZone/~3/458363199/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/insult-sms/have-u-seen-a-monkey-wrapped-in-plastic/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:00:45 +0000 cutesmszone http://www.cutesmszone.com/?p=724 Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

]]> http://www.cutesmszone.com/insult-sms/have-u-seen-a-monkey-wrapped-in-plastic/feed/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/insult-sms/have-u-seen-a-monkey-wrapped-in-plastic/ ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CuteSmsZone/~3/450165994/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-night-sms/things-2-take-note-when-u-sleep-2/#comments Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:31:25 +0000 cutesmszone http://www.cutesmszone.com/?p=721 ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!

]]> http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-night-sms/things-2-take-note-when-u-sleep-2/feed/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-night-sms/things-2-take-note-when-u-sleep-2/ The morning is just a few moments away http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CuteSmsZone/~3/450165995/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-night-sms/the-morning-is-just-a-few-moments-away/#comments Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:30:37 +0000 cutesmszone http://www.cutesmszone.com/?p=719 The morning is just a few moments away.
Go to sleep and when you wake up,
remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.

]]> http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-night-sms/the-morning-is-just-a-few-moments-away/feed/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-night-sms/the-morning-is-just-a-few-moments-away/ Open ur eyes! http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CuteSmsZone/~3/450161721/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-morning-sms/open-ur-eyes/#comments Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:24:22 +0000 cutesmszone http://www.cutesmszone.com/?p=715 Open ur eyes!
So the SUN can rise,
Flowers can blossom….
Birds can sing,
B coz all are waiting to
see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@
Good Morning…..

]]> http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-morning-sms/open-ur-eyes/feed/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-morning-sms/open-ur-eyes/ Treat everyone with politeness http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CuteSmsZone/~3/450161354/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-morning-sms/treat-everyone-with-politeness/#comments Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:23:17 +0000 Sadupa http://www.cutesmszone.com/?p=712 Treat everyone with politeness,
Even those who are rude to U…..
Not b coz they are not nice,
But bcoz u are nice….!!!
**Good morning**

]]> http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-morning-sms/treat-everyone-with-politeness/feed/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/good-morning-sms/treat-everyone-with-politeness/ Ladies hostel caught Fire http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CuteSmsZone/~3/447363191/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/funny-sms/ladies-hostel-caught-fire/#comments Sun, 09 Nov 2008 12:40:15 +0000 cutesmszone http://www.cutesmszone.com/?p=710 Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

]]> http://www.cutesmszone.com/funny-sms/ladies-hostel-caught-fire/feed/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/funny-sms/ladies-hostel-caught-fire/ How old is your father? http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CuteSmsZone/~3/447363192/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/sms-jokes/how-old-is-your-father/#comments Sun, 09 Nov 2008 12:39:34 +0000 cutesmszone http://www.cutesmszone.com/?p=708 Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

]]> http://www.cutesmszone.com/sms-jokes/how-old-is-your-father/feed/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/sms-jokes/how-old-is-your-father/ Correct sentence http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CuteSmsZone/~3/447362074/ http://www.cutesmszone.com/sms-jokes/correct-sentence/#comments Sun, 09 Nov 2008 12:37:11 +0000 cutesmszone http://www.cutesmszone.com/?p=706

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

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