All who have accomplished

All who have accomplished great things
have had a great aim,
have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high,
one which sometimes seemed impossible


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Internet

A stupid person was listening to a lecture about internet
in the middle of the lecture
he raised his hand
and it was obvious it’s an important question
and said
“now what is better internet or hard disk”


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Promise to newly wedded wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.


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Love needs

Flowers need sunshine,
Violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
years may fly,
tears may dry,
but my love with u will never die.


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It takes a minute 2 find a special person

They say it takes a minute 2 find a special person,
an hour 2 appreciate them,
a day 2 love them,
but then…
an entire life 2 forget them.


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Elephant

One day there was a naked man N elephant,
Elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds,
then ask da naked man,
‘HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?’…


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I want triplets

I want triplets
You want twins.
Lets get in bed and see who wins!…


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Is it going in

Tell me.is it going in?..
yeah…
Is it hurting?..
ooh yeah ..
ouch its hurtin ..
ok i wil put it in slowly…
stil hurtin..
ahh yeah ….
then lets try da other shoe madam..


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