True Friends Never Dies

Friend1: When will you you feel happier,my dear pal?
Friend2: (Jokingly) Ah! The moment when you DIE!
Next day he received a letter stating “I’ll do whatever u LOVE!!!!!! My sweet pal
Lovingly,
Your Friend”.
when he went to his house, he heard the dreadful news “Your Friend was Dead”.

TRUE FRIENDSHIP NEVER DIES……….

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You and I

‘U’ & ‘I’ are together,
even on the keyboard.

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Who said English is easy?

WHO SAID ENGLISH IS EASY? FILL THIS BLANK WITH “YES” or “NO”

1._______ I DON’T HAVE A BRAIN.
2._______ I DON’T HAVE SENSE
3._______ I AM STUPID
4._______ I AM NOT HUMAN BEING

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Its always a Treat

¡Ts
ALways
A
TrEAt
t0
W¡Sh
HaPPy
B¡RtHdaY
T0
S0mE0Ne
s0
swEEEEEt. . . .

“haPPy b¡RThday”

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Don’t waste your time with jealousy

Don’t waste your time with jealousy.
Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind.
The race is long and in the end, its only with yourself.

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How can u tell the rain not 2 fall…….

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall,
when cloud exists…
how can u tell the leafs not 2 fall,
when wind exists…
how can u tell me not 2 fall in friendship,
when 2 exists..

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Wife with his Friend in Bed

Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,

You will lose all your friends.

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Missing you can turn from Pain to PleaSure

MiSsInG
YoU
CaN
TuRn
FrOm
PaIn
To
PlEaSuRe
If
I
KnEw
YoU
wErE
mIsSiNg
Me
ToO ….

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