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A daughter sends a telegram to her father,
on her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as:
father, your daughter has been successful in BED

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Two Beggers meet. .
Two Software Engineers meet. .
Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
Guess What??? . . . .
“So? Which Platform are you Working on”

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The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
“My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.”
The Umpire says, “No.”
The captain says,
“Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”

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On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy.
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Words of Experience:
“Once I did Bad & That I heard ever.”
“Twice I did Good, But, that I heard never”
THAT’s  THE WORLD..!

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Ability can never remain hidden…
no injury is deeper than insult..
the birth of tension is the death of talent….

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To be sure of hitting the target in your life….
Shoot first,
And whatever you hit,
Call it the target!
That should be the ATTITUDE !! !!!

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Speak 5 Lines to YOURSELF every morning:
1. I am the best.
2. I can do it.
3. God is always with me.
4. I am a winner.
5. Today is my day.

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