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Never fear shadows.
They simply mean there is some light near by.

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A Blind Man once asked a Wise man:
“Can there be anything worse than losing your Eye Sight?”
The Wise Man replied:
“Yes.. losing your ‘VISION’”

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Hello I am a virus and
I am entering your brain
right now…..
sorry,
I will leave,
I can’t find a brain!

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When I hear someone say
“life is heard”
I am tempted to ask
“compared to what”

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God made man
and
then rested
God made woman
and
then no one rested in the world

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The average guy is
much more interested
in a girls Geography
than her History

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The difference between
marriage and death?
Dead people are
free at least!

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1 – telephone
2 - television
3 – tell a woman & say not to tell anybody

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