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LOVE U!

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MISS U!

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CARE 4U!

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From ur friend!

FLASH NEWS:
Orbit White Ad Buffalo die.
The company is searching an new one for their ad.
So please be careful.
Avoid going outside and dont smile.

Do you know why women wear watch on right hands and men on their left hand ?
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To Know the time

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

I’ll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on,
my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold,
my feet to walk with you,
but I can’t lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!