Your as big boned as Father Christmas Claus,
your as stupid as a donkey,
your as shit in bed as a camel,
but your still the right person for me!
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Your as big boned as Father Christmas Claus,
your as stupid as a donkey,
your as shit in bed as a camel,
but your still the right person for me!
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Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
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Christmas hath a darkness;
Brighter than the blazing noon;
Christmas hath a chillness
Warmer than the heat of June,
Christmas hath a beauty.
Lovelier than the world can show:
For Christmas bringeth Jesus,
Brought for us so low.
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As u go 2 bed 2night,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white,
&
2 make sure u r all right,
I’LL ask the Dracula 2 kiss your neck
Good Night!
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Santa goes to a library
and asks for a book `Psycho- the Rapist`
The librarian searches,
comes back and says:
“Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist”
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Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.
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I wish 2 b a tree infrnt of ur home looking at u being at a place,
bt I’m a man instead waiting still 2 see ur face,
so my eyes r eager 2 get ur site,
tell me girl, will u come 2 my dream tonight.
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Smith says ‘life is beautiful’,
Prince says ‘go with pride’
I always wonder whom they were referring to,
until i heard love saying it’s all about you………
I Love You
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