Funny sms - Funny quotes
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funny exam sms
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.
Just imagine how lucky I am!
Great words Said by,
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
Fast Food…my dear friend
Married men live longer than single men do,
married men are a lot more willing to die.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Laughing is the best the medicine.
if you are laughing without a reason,
you need medicine.
If it seems easy,
You are doing it wrong.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after,
I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
A notice in a factory for girl workers:
If your skirt is long,
protect yourself from machines at work.
If it is short,
protect yourself from men at work.
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A dream!