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Insult SMS

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Insult SMS, insulting quotes and april fools text messages

Birds love you, Monkeys love you, Hippos love you, Snakes love you, Tortoise love you, Giraffe loves you….. Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you!

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Someday u may lose ur hair u may lose ur teeth ur money & even lose ur mind But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks coz u cant lose what u don’t have!

I m at police station. The police caught me and filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” I’M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?