FLASH NEWS: Orbit White Ad Buffalo die. The company is searching an new one for their ad. So please be careful. Avoid going outside and dont smile.
Do you know why women wear watch on right hands and men on their left hand ? . . . . . . . To Know the time
I’ll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can’t lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist!
Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r maried.
If ur sms is not coming, I think u r sending but its undelivered, if U r not calling i think u r trying but d network is bz, bcz beleiving is most important in friendship.