A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Urs faithfully, Heart Attack
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
I love so much my heart is sure, As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile,Your loving face No one will ever take your place
There’s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world??? i bring no flowers,No cakes, But wishes to keep U fresh, Prayer to keep u healthy, And love to keep u smiling… Good Morning….
May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning dreams.
let “me” show you.. the best picture.. in the world.. ()”‘”() ()”‘() ( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,) (,) (,) (,) (,)
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends