Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise, Flowers can blossom…. Birds can sing, B coz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning…..
Treat everyone with politeness, Even those who are rude to U….. Not b coz they are not nice, But bcoz u are nice….!!! **Good morning**
Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.
Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field” Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z…
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Boy: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Boy: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Do u want to hear a dirty joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here you go… . . . A white horse fell in the mud