If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist!
Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r maried.
If ur sms is not coming, I think u r sending but its undelivered, if U r not calling i think u r trying but d network is bz, bcz beleiving is most important in friendship.
A cute thought for those who believe in friendship. It’s not necessary 2 share every secret between true friends but it’s important that whatever u share is true.
If you are an “ICECREAM” then u r so sweet. If you are “Rose” Then you are so soft If you are a “Star” Then you are so bright. If you are my “Friend” then Oh My GOD You are soo “Lucky”.
My day won’t certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn’t sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night