Brilliant answers given by students:
Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die..?
A. His last one..!!
Q. How do you stop acid indigestion..?
A. Stop drinkin acid..!!
Q. Where was the declaration of independence signed..?
A. At the bottom of the page.!!
Q. What’s the main reason for divorce..?
sometimes u have happy face.
sometimes u have sad face.
no matter how is ur face,
i show ur teeth now,
e e e e e e e e
its dirty, brush ur teeth now.
24 sweet hours make 1 sweet day!
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week!
4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month!
But 1 sweet friend like ‘U’
Make my whole Life Sweet…
Whenever you Miss someone…
Look at The Sky…
Although you might not See the Person There…
But Feel Happy that you Two Are Under the Same Sky.
someone once asked me,
“Have you ever fallen in love?”
Then I answered, “Of course, once.”
Then they asked me another question:
“Did it hurt?”
I thought of you and told them
“Yes, very much”.
We cannot be together,
But we’ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You are always in my heart.
Remember the laughter,
the hard work,
and the tears.
And as you reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.
Because most importantly,
this is a time of new beginnings
and the celebration of life.
Wish You a Happy New Year!
This night is magical,
The stars sparkle and they are bright,
But nothing is more beautiful than seeing your smile,
That glows in the starlight,
As you listen to my voice wishing you good night.
Grab your dictionary,
and look for a definition of a parent,
You’ll discover that these are people,
whose love is transparent,
They will cherish every laugh you give them,
they will love, and protect,
They will reach and take the stars from the sky,
so as to make your life perfect.
“In Life Failure is not The Real End,
But It Can B the Real Beginning of Success”
Have a nice Day