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The difference

Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

A notice in a factory

A notice in a factory for girl workers:
If your skirt is long,
protect yourself from machines at work.
If it is short,
protect yourself from men at work.

Life ends when you stop dreaming…

Life ends when you stop dreaming,
Hope ends when you stop believing
Love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love…
Makes Life Beautiful…

Happy birthday and be fine

birthday cake

May people always treat you right,
You deserve to have all the happiness.
May your life is always bright,
May you never feel emptiness.
Happy birthday and be fine!

First I want to wish you a good morning

First I want to wish you a good morning

The night is over, a new day is coming.
New emotions, dreams, fights and longing,
The worlds is spinning, everyone will start running.
Me too, but first I want to wish you a good morning!

Love does not exist for real

boy alone with a bicycle

Somewhere I went wrong and cannot heal,
I live in a mess and I made it.
Yes, love does not exist for real,
Because we cannot create it again.

I swear I will love you forever

I swear I will love you forever

You can turn the ice into fire,
And make the world around me spinning.
You are good, beautiful and clever,
And I swear I will love you forever!

Never kiss a lady Police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
.
.
.
Always KISS a school teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!

Brighter days are coming

Brighter days are coming

Staring at the dark sky, waiting for a lightning,
A whole crazy world spinning in your mind.
Good and bad emotions cant’s stop fighting,
Looking for what you cannot find.
But know that brighter, better days are coming!
You can be strong and life can be stunning!

When you feel your mind is empty

when you feel your mind is empty

When you feel your mind is empty,
then feel happy.
You got another chance to build new life,
With new thoughts.