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Problem And Challenge
TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…
Law Of Reverse Dynamics
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
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When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
Swimming Is Prohibited
Officer: madam swimming is
prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why didn’t you tell me
when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.
Hold It Gently
Hold it gently
Put two fingers
if they don’t fit
Force them in
if the Hole is big enough
put three
move up & down
slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U fill it?
That’s How You Wash A Glass…
Clean up your dirty mind…
Never kiss a lady Police
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a school teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!
He Took Me From A Bar
He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry,
I’m a bottle of wine!
Define
Define, Biology and sociology?
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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor it is called sociology
Project
Mom: How were you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter: I don’t know, it was a group project
Bus Driver
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little
bull.”
The Driver Ignored kids noise..
The Kid Continued, Till the Driver Gets Angry and said. “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a
prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver like you!”
The difference
Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
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