menu

Adult sms text messages

Here is a collection of adult sms text messages & quotes, free naughty sms, funny adult jokes & many more cute adult sms.

Visit our funny sms collection for more funny sms

Bookmark and Share

2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Grand New Year Offer !

GRAND NEW YEAR OFFER!!!
Send your Girl Friend to me & get a child FREE…!
HURRY…!
First 10 will get twins.
offer valid till stock lasts…

Perfect Couple

75 years old man got married
with a girl of 15.
At first night they both cried….
because,
girl don’t know anything
& the man have forgotten everything

Definition

What’s the geographical definition of sex?
It’s an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece

Blood Test

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Short thing gets longer

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans. Car’s seat belt… u dirty mind :P

Made Him Fool

“Mom my boy friend told me to climb on a tree”
Girl told it to her Mom.
Mom said
“Don’t be a Fool. He want’s to see your Penty”.
Girl replied at once
“I already made Him a Fool.
Before climbed the tree I put off my Penty”.!!!

Cause of Mad Cow Disease !!!

A Female Reporter asked a Farmer
“Sir, What might be the cause of Mad Cow Disease?”
He Replied “Do you know,
Cow have sex once in a year
& We milk the Cow twice a day.”
“What’s the point?” She asked.
“Lady if any one play with your Breast twice a day
& have sex once in a year,
Wouldn’t you go Mad too?”

can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between
BRA & BAR???????
simple….
the answer is ……
Those are the places
men go crazy
when they are OPENED!!!!!