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Definition

What’s the geographical definition of sex?
It’s an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece

Cause of Mad Cow Disease !!!

A Female Reporter asked a Farmer
“Sir, What might be the cause of Mad Cow Disease?”
He Replied “Do you know,
Cow have sex once in a year
& We milk the Cow twice a day.”
“What’s the point?” She asked.
“Lady if any one play with your Breast twice a day
& have sex once in a year,
Wouldn’t you go Mad too?”

Elephant

One day there was a naked man N elephant,
Elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds,
then ask da naked man,
‘HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?’…

Love is a sensation

Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation.
The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination.
Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?

I want to suck you … lick you …

I want to suck you …
lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth …
yep, that’s how you …
eat an ice cream!

Thing which carries more weight

Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight
but has vary less weight.

Student: ur braizer

Friend

Ur my

Funny,
Understanding,
Cute,
Kind,
Intelligent,
Naughty,
Great,
Sweet,
Honest,
Independent,
Truthful friend

in short u r my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend.

What is Kiss?

What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetration,
in fast acceleration
that will build the next generation…

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between
BRA & BAR???????
simple….
the answer is ……
Those are the places
men go crazy
when they are OPENED!!!!!

Love is a gamble

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name