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Mom: How were you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter: I don’t know, it was a group project
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight
but has vary less weight.
Student: ur braizer
Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,
You will lose all your friends.
A blowjob is the only job in the world
that can’t be included in your resume
despite years of experience
and a number of refrences!
In a bathroom,
A boy touches a girl’s everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Its Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little
The Driver Ignored kids noise..
The Kid Continued, Till the Driver Gets Angry and said. “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver like you!”
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
and bite me, sucked, swalowed,
when he was satisfyed,
he left me,
i was hurt,