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I want to suck you … lick you …

I want to suck you …
lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth …
yep, that’s how you …
eat an ice cream!

Catch her by her waist

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Similarities Between Banking & Having Sex

Question :- What is the Similarities between Banking & Having Sex?
Answer   :- In both cases you will loose interest after withdrawal

To make it straight

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

A girl’s pant zip is open

A girl’s pant zip is open
A boy saw that
boy told to girl
“please close your Tajmahal door,
because my Qutub Minar is dancing”

Definition

What’s the geographical definition of sex?
It’s an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece

It’s the thing that satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body and soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind

Not added in resume

A blowjob is the only job in the world
that can’t be included in your resume
despite years of experience
and a number of refrences!

One beautiful girl went to the Bathroom

One beautiful girl went to the Bathroom
A boy kiss her
oh! what’s he feeling ?
He is touching all parts of her body…
Who is this lucky boy ?
He is “Lifeboy”

Wife with his Friend in Bed

Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,

You will lose all your friends.