Adult sms text messages
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Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too.
But if you press the wrong button,
You will be disconnected!
A blowjob is the only job in the world
that can’t be included in your resume
despite years of experience
and a number of refrences!
TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…
The boss came early in the morning oneday
and found his manager kissing his secretary.
Boss: Is this what I pay for you???
Manager: No sir, this is free of charge !!!
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Spoiling them is
Below the fan there is one bed…
above the bed there is an one girl…
above the girl there is an one boy…
wat ur searching…u dont know after what?