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What is the similarity

What is the similarity between
BRA & BAR???????
the answer is ……
Those are the places
men go crazy
when they are OPENED!!!!!

Cause of Mad Cow Disease !!!

A Female Reporter asked a Farmer
“Sir, What might be the cause of Mad Cow Disease?”
He Replied “Do you know,
Cow have sex once in a year
& We milk the Cow twice a day.”
“What’s the point?” She asked.
“Lady if any one play with your Breast twice a day
& have sex once in a year,
Wouldn’t you go Mad too?”

Not added in resume

A blowjob is the only job in the world
that can’t be included in your resume
despite years of experience
and a number of refrences!

I want triplets

I want triplets
You want twins.
Lets get in bed and see who wins!…

In a bathroom

In a bathroom,
A boy touches a girl’s everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Its Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.


He met a lady while browsing.
She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
Since he was virus free
he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail
she screamed yahoo!

Are you free?

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

Is this what I pay for you

The boss came early in the morning oneday
and found his manager kissing his secretary.
He shouted….
Boss: Is this what I pay for you???
Manager: No sir, this is free of charge !!!

The difference

Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

Three feelings

what is the difference b/w stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant.