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To make it straight

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”


Happiness is like penis;
always looks small if u hold it in ur hands
but when u learn to share it,
u’ll realize how big & precious it is!

Funny Logic

Wife Reading a Book
“A Bull have sex 1000 times a year.
You don’t do quarter of that”!
Husband says
“Does it says that Bull have sex with the same Cow”?

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “BED SHEET”

It’s 2 tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!


Define, Biology and sociology?
If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor it is called sociology

Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too.
But if you press the wrong button,
You will be disconnected!

He has saved a lot from last 50 years

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Law Of Reverse Dynamics

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…