Adult sms text messages

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The difference

Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

It’s 2 tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Come here, take off your pents and knickers

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!

Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too.
But if you press the wrong button,
You will be disconnected!

Not added in resume

A blowjob is the only job in the world
that can’t be included in your resume
despite years of experience
and a number of refrences!

Problem And Challenge

TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????

3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…

Is this what I pay for you

The boss came early in the morning oneday
and found his manager kissing his secretary.
He shouted….
Boss: Is this what I pay for you???
Manager: No sir, this is free of charge !!!

A couple had a fight one night

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

Girl’s beauty – boy’s duty

Lipstick is
Girl’s beauty.
Spoiling them is
Boy’s duty

one girl & one boy

Below the fan there is one bed…
above the bed there is an one girl…
above the girl there is an one boy…
wat ur searching…u dont know after what?