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Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Made Him Fool

“Mom my boy friend told me to climb on a tree”
Girl told it to her Mom.
Mom said
“Don’t be a Fool. He want’s to see your Penty”.
Girl replied at once
“I already made Him a Fool.
Before climbed the tree I put off my Penty”.!!!

Is it going in

Tell me.is it going in?..
yeah…
Is it hurting?..
ooh yeah ..
ouch its hurtin ..
ok i wil put it in slowly…
stil hurtin..
ahh yeah ….
then lets try da other shoe madam..

Can we do romance in the midnight today?

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

Never kiss a lady Police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
.
.
.
Always KISS a school teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!

2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

I want to suck you … lick you …

I want to suck you …
lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth …
yep, that’s how you …
eat an ice cream!

Perfect Couple

75 years old man got married
with a girl of 15.
At first night they both cried….
because,
girl don’t know anything
& the man have forgotten everything

Love is a sensation

Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation.
The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination.
Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?

What is Kiss?

What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetration,
in fast acceleration
that will build the next generation…