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He Took Me From A Bar

He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry,
I’m a bottle of wine!

Are you free?

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

Is it going in

Tell it going in?..
Is it hurting?..
ooh yeah ..
ouch its hurtin ..
ok i wil put it in slowly…
stil hurtin..
ahh yeah ….
then lets try da other shoe madam..

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between
BRA & BAR???????
the answer is ……
Those are the places
men go crazy
when they are OPENED!!!!!


One day there was a naked man N elephant,
Elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds,
then ask da naked man,

It’s the thing that satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body and soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind

What is Kiss?

What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetration,
in fast acceleration
that will build the next generation…

He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
and bite me, sucked, swalowed,
when he was satisfyed,
he left me,
i was hurt,

Cause of Mad Cow Disease !!!

A Female Reporter asked a Farmer
“Sir, What might be the cause of Mad Cow Disease?”
He Replied “Do you know,
Cow have sex once in a year
& We milk the Cow twice a day.”
“What’s the point?” She asked.
“Lady if any one play with your Breast twice a day
& have sex once in a year,
Wouldn’t you go Mad too?”

Hold It Gently

Hold it gently
Put two fingers
if they don’t fit
Force them in
if the Hole is big enough
put three
move up & down
Ooh Yes..
Can U fill it?
That’s How You Wash A Glass…

Clean up your dirty mind…