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TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a school teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!
Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.
Officer: madam swimming is
prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why didn’t you tell me
when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.
Define, Biology and sociology?
If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor it is called sociology
Hold it gently
Put two fingers
if they don’t fit
Force them in
if the Hole is big enough
move up & down
Can U fill it?
That’s How You Wash A Glass…
Clean up your dirty mind…
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little
The Driver Ignored kids noise..
The Kid Continued, Till the Driver Gets Angry and said. “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver like you!”
Spoiling them is
Mom: How were you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter: I don’t know, it was a group project