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Problem And Challenge

TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…

Never kiss a lady Police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a school teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!

The difference

Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

Swimming Is Prohibited

Officer: madam swimming is
prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why didn’t you tell me
when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.

Define

Define, Biology and sociology?
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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor it is called sociology

Hold It Gently

Hold it gently
Put two fingers
if they don’t fit
Force them in
if the Hole is big enough
put three
move up & down
slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U fill it?
That’s How You Wash A Glass…

Clean up your dirty mind…

Law Of Reverse Dynamics

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
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When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…

Bus Driver

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little
bull.”

The Driver Ignored kids noise..

The Kid Continued, Till the Driver Gets Angry and said. “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a
prostitute?!”

The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver like you!”

Girl’s beauty – boy’s duty

Lipstick is
Girl’s beauty.
Spoiling them is
Boy’s duty

Project

Mom: How were you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter: I don’t know, it was a group project