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He Took Me From A Bar

He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry,
I’m a bottle of wine!

Perfect Couple

75 years old man got married
with a girl of 15.
At first night they both cried….
because,
girl don’t know anything
& the man have forgotten everything

Are you free?

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

Is it going in

Tell me.is it going in?..
yeah…
Is it hurting?..
ooh yeah ..
ouch its hurtin ..
ok i wil put it in slowly…
stil hurtin..
ahh yeah ….
then lets try da other shoe madam..

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between
BRA & BAR???????
simple….
the answer is ……
Those are the places
men go crazy
when they are OPENED!!!!!

Elephant

One day there was a naked man N elephant,
Elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds,
then ask da naked man,
‘HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?’…

It’s the thing that satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body and soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind

What is Kiss?

What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetration,
in fast acceleration
that will build the next generation…

Hold It Gently

Hold it gently
Put two fingers
if they don’t fit
Force them in
if the Hole is big enough
put three
move up & down
slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U fill it?
That’s How You Wash A Glass…

Clean up your dirty mind…

He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
and bite me, sucked, swalowed,
when he was satisfyed,
he left me,
i was hurt,
BLOODY…MOSQUITO…