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Hold It Gently

Hold it gently
Put two fingers
if they don’t fit
Force them in
if the Hole is big enough
put three
move up & down
slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U fill it?
That’s How You Wash A Glass…

Clean up your dirty mind…

Girl’s beauty – boy’s duty

Lipstick is
Girl’s beauty.
Spoiling them is
Boy’s duty

Define

Define, Biology and sociology?
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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor it is called sociology

Short thing gets longer

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Car’s seat belt… u dirty mind :P

In a bathroom

In a bathroom,
A boy touches a girl’s everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Its Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

Remove my nighty

Wife:-remove my nighty.
Husband:-OK,
Wife:-remove my panty,
Husband:-OK. Wife:-remove my bra,
Husband:-OK.
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Wife:-Don’t wear my cloths next time.

Problem And Challenge

TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between
BRA & BAR???????
simple….
the answer is ……
Those are the places
men go crazy
when they are OPENED!!!!!

One beautiful girl went to the Bathroom

One beautiful girl went to the Bathroom
A boy kiss her
oh! what’s he feeling ?
He is touching all parts of her body…
Who is this lucky boy ?
He is “Lifeboy”

Never kiss a lady Police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a school teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!