Spoiling them is
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”
One day there was a naked man N elephant,
Elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds,
then ask da naked man,
‘HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?’…
I want triplets
You want twins.
Lets get in bed and see who wins!…
Tell me.is it going in?..
Is it hurting?..
ooh yeah ..
ouch its hurtin ..
ok i wil put it in slowly…
ahh yeah ….
then lets try da other shoe madam..
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body and soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind
What is the similarity between
BRA & BAR???????
the answer is ……
Those are the places
men go crazy
when they are OPENED!!!!!
75 years old man got married
with a girl of 15.
At first night they both cried….
girl don’t know anything
& the man have forgotten everything