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Girl’s beauty – boy’s duty

Lipstick is
Girl’s beauty.
Spoiling them is
Boy’s duty

Are you free?

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

Blood Test

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Who is wrong?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

Elephant

One day there was a naked man N elephant,
Elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds,
then ask da naked man,
‘HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?’…

I want triplets

I want triplets
You want twins.
Lets get in bed and see who wins!…

Is it going in

Tell me.is it going in?..
yeah…
Is it hurting?..
ooh yeah ..
ouch its hurtin ..
ok i wil put it in slowly…
stil hurtin..
ahh yeah ….
then lets try da other shoe madam..

It’s the thing that satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body and soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between
BRA & BAR???????
simple….
the answer is ……
Those are the places
men go crazy
when they are OPENED!!!!!

Perfect Couple

75 years old man got married
with a girl of 15.
At first night they both cried….
because,
girl don’t know anything
& the man have forgotten everything