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one girl & one boy

Below the fan there is one bed…
above the bed there is an one girl…
above the girl there is an one boy…
wat ur searching…u dont know after what?


Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.!!!!

He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
and bite me, sucked, swalowed,
when he was satisfyed,
he left me,
i was hurt,

What is Kiss?

What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetration,
in fast acceleration
that will build the next generation…


In chemistry class,
teacher asked a girl,
“What are nitRates?”.
Girl shyly answered,
“Night Rates are higher than day!!!”

In a bathroom

In a bathroom,
A boy touches a girl’s everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Its Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

Made Him Fool

“Mom my boy friend told me to climb on a tree”
Girl told it to her Mom.
Mom said
“Don’t be a Fool. He want’s to see your Penty”.
Girl replied at once
“I already made Him a Fool.
Before climbed the tree I put off my Penty”.!!!

Thing which carries more weight

Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight
but has vary less weight.

Student: ur braizer

Cause of Mad Cow Disease !!!

A Female Reporter asked a Farmer
“Sir, What might be the cause of Mad Cow Disease?”
He Replied “Do you know,
Cow have sex once in a year
& We milk the Cow twice a day.”
“What’s the point?” She asked.
“Lady if any one play with your Breast twice a day
& have sex once in a year,
Wouldn’t you go Mad too?”

Funny Logic

Wife Reading a Book
“A Bull have sex 1000 times a year.
You don’t do quarter of that”!
Husband says
“Does it says that Bull have sex with the same Cow”?