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Similarities Between Banking & Having Sex

Question :- What is the Similarities between Banking & Having Sex?
Answer   :- In both cases you will loose interest after withdrawal

Is this what I pay for you

The boss came early in the morning oneday
and found his manager kissing his secretary.
He shouted….
Boss: Is this what I pay for you???
Manager: No sir, this is free of charge !!!

A couple had a fight one night

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

Wearing belt around knee

A Guy picks up a girl 4
the date,

Boy: Why are u wearing
ur belt around ur knee.?

Girl: I promised my mom that
I wouldn’t let you touch me
below my belt.

A girl’s pant zip is open

A girl’s pant zip is open
A boy saw that
boy told to girl
“please close your Tajmahal door,
because my Qutub Minar is dancing”

Wife with his Friend in Bed

Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,

You will lose all your friends.

Come here, take off your pents and knickers

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!

You are here with me in my room

I really deeply wish dat
You are here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
to show u my glow in the dark watch.

He has saved a lot from last 50 years

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Love is a gamble

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name