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Why study

Equation #1:
Study=Don’t Fail
Equation #2:
Don’t Study=Fail
Adding Equation 1&2
Study+Don’t Study=Fail+Don’t Fail
Taking Common
Study(1+Don’t)=Fail(1+Don’t)
Solution:
Study=Fail.
Hence Proved.

Just think about me !

Think Big.
Think Positive.
Think Smart.
Think Beautiful.
Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

Silent message

A Thermometer is not the only thing
that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’!

A silent message for all students

Punishment for a Girl

What is the best punishment for a girl?

Give her new dress,
matching jewelry
& nice cosmetics.

And then lock her
in a room
Without a MIRROR

Say NO to Exams

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount of paper
that weuse to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

What is FRIENDSHIP?

A 6 yr old girl asked her friend,
What is FRIENDSHIP?
She replied-
FRIENDSHIP is when
you  rob my CHOCOLATES  everyday from my bag,
but I still keep it in same place.

Alcohol & problems

I drink alcohol
to drown my problems
but unfortunately
problems are dame good swimmers…

Become Parents

There is Nothing Greater dan Parents in This World.
So go & Get Married Fast and Become Parents.
Think Different

On a romantic day

On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Boy : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile?”.

Look at me

Angry Father to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Son: (Looking down) No…
Father: Don’t look down. Look at me.