Funny sms - sms jokes, quotes
Here is a collection of funny sms text messages. Find sms jokes, quotes for your friends. You can send these funny messages to anyone you like.
funny exam sms
If it seems easy,
You are doing it wrong.
What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
“Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything !! ”
Sardar is buying a TV,
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please…
I’m not lazy…
I’m just saving my energy…
What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Do you know,
why women behave like too mature
and intelligent during the period of pregnancy (9 month).
Because at the same time her body have 2 brains,
one of the child and other her own..
its great when holiday comes
its sad when week day comes
wish monthly more 5 Sunday comes
monthly two festival comes
bath with neighbor’s daughter
A Thermometer is not the only thing
that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’!
A silent message for all students
Two Beggers meet. .
Two Software Engineers meet. .
Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
Guess What??? . . . .
“So? Which Platform are you Working on”