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Rule of Maths

If it seems easy,
You are doing it wrong.

Gangster’s son

What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
“Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything !! ”

Sardar buying a TV

Sardar is buying a TV,
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please…


I’m not lazy…
I’m just saving my energy…

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?

What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!

Did u Know..?

Do you know,
why women behave like too mature
and intelligent during the period of pregnancy (9 month).
Because at the same time her body have 2 brains,
one of the child and other her own..

5 Sunday comes

its great when holiday comes
its sad when week day comes
wish monthly more 5 Sunday comes
monthly two festival comes


bath with neighbor’s daughter

Silent message

A Thermometer is not the only thing
that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’!

A silent message for all students

Same Question

Two Beggers meet. .
Two Software Engineers meet. .
Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
Guess What??? . . . .
“So? Which Platform are you Working on”