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From the day I m ur friend

Boy: From the day I m ur friend,
I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.

Girl: how sweet,
so u r madly in LOVE with me..!

Boy: SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.

Dogs is truly man’s best friend

Dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment:
Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

Woman’s ear

Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man
Man:U fraud,U gave me a woman’s ear

Doc:It makes no difference

Man: It does,
Now I hear everything
but understand nothing

Keep IN TOUCH WITH ME

Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME…..
OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32
ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!

What is FRIENDSHIP?

A 6 yr old girl asked her friend,
What is FRIENDSHIP?
She replied-
FRIENDSHIP is when
you  rob my CHOCOLATES  everyday from my bag,
but I still keep it in same place.

Better think before you smile

1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college

Standing alone

Teacher: All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher: So u are an Idiot?
Boy: No. I can’t bear u standing alone madam..

Love never dies…

Two lovers planed to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
girl closed her eyes & return back,
saying,
LOVE IS BLIND.
Boy n air opened his parachute,
saying,
LOVE NEVER DIES…..

Team Work

Our education system
does not teach us team work,
When we solve our tests
in collaboration with others,
they call it “copying”

“Foolish people”