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Newton law of comment

Newton’s wife to newton:
Hw im i loooking?

Newton:tan c/sin c

wife:huh?

Newton:
tan c/sin c=(sin c/cos c)/sin c
=1/cos c
=sec c..!

naughty newton.

God made man woman and

God made man
and
then rested
God made woman
and
then no one rested in the world

monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo

Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.

Cutest proposal

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th grade
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for da rest of ur life?

Boys go to college…

Boys go to college
to develop the mind;
girls go to college
to catch them before this happens

Positive thought

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
.
.
.
Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
.
.
.
It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

AMPLIFIER & TSUNAMI

What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

Love Studies

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks
but Marks help you to get lot of girls
so Love your studies not girls.

Evil made a mother-in-law

God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Fool

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds……
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.