Funny sms - sms jokes, quotes
Here is a collection of funny sms text messages. Find sms jokes, quotes for your friends. You can send these funny messages to anyone you like.
funny exam sms
Boy: From the day I m ur friend,
I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.
Girl: how sweet,
so u r madly in LOVE with me..!
Boy: SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
Dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment:
Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man
Man:U fraud,U gave me a woman’s ear
Doc:It makes no difference
Man: It does,
Now I hear everything
but understand nothing
Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME…..
OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32
ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!
A 6 yr old girl asked her friend,
What is FRIENDSHIP?
FRIENDSHIP is when
you rob my CHOCOLATES everyday from my bag,
but I still keep it in same place.
1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?
Thats why boys go to college
Teacher: All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher: So u are an Idiot?
Boy: No. I can’t bear u standing alone madam..
Two lovers planed to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
girl closed her eyes & return back,
LOVE IS BLIND.
Boy n air opened his parachute,
LOVE NEVER DIES…..
Our education system
does not teach us team work,
When we solve our tests
in collaboration with others,
they call it “copying”