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funny exam sms
Adding Equation 1&2
Study+Don’t Study=Fail+Don’t Fail
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
A Thermometer is not the only thing
that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’!
A silent message for all students
What is the best punishment for a girl?
Give her new dress,
& nice cosmetics.
And then lock her
in a room
Without a MIRROR
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount of paper
that weuse to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
A 6 yr old girl asked her friend,
What is FRIENDSHIP?
FRIENDSHIP is when
you rob my CHOCOLATES everyday from my bag,
but I still keep it in same place.
I drink alcohol
to drown my problems
problems are dame good swimmers…
There is Nothing Greater dan Parents in This World.
So go & Get Married Fast and Become Parents.
On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Boy : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile?”.
Angry Father to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Son: (Looking down) No…
Father: Don’t look down. Look at me.