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funny exam sms
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks
but Marks help you to get lot of girls
so Love your studies not girls.
Brilliant answers given by students:
Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die..?
A. His last one..!!
Q. How do you stop acid indigestion..?
A. Stop drinkin acid..!!
Q. Where was the declaration of independence signed..?
A. At the bottom of the page.!!
Q. What’s the main reason for divorce..?
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do you call a male lady bird?
5. Why its called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?
7 Things Students Do
During Exams Preparation:
4- Watch Movies
5-Chat With Friends
6- Dream Of Touching Books
7- Ask Others
bring a chit on exam day,
scratch and show it to your nearest “professor”
win free trip to principals office,
and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Sweetest kiss: on 4head
Loveliest kiss: on cheeks
Most Romantic kiss: on lips
N d hottest kiss:….
on d bike’s silencer after it has run 100 km.
JUST TRY IT!!!
If you need advice, text me…
If you need a friend, call me…
If you need me, come to me…
If you need money… ………..
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Government is imposing new taxes.
But you don’t worry
flirting is still free.
3 stupid stages of life :
Teenage: hav time & energy but no money
working age: hav money & energy but no time
oldage: hav time n money but no energy!