Funny sms - sms jokes, quotes

Here is a collection of funny sms text messages. Find sms jokes, quotes for your friends. You can send these funny messages to anyone you like.
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L – loss of money
O – out of mind
V – vaste of time
E – end of life

A notice in a factory

A notice in a factory for girl workers:
If your skirt is long,
protect yourself from machines at work.
If it is short,
protect yourself from men at work.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Laughing is the best medicine

Laughing is the best the medicine.
if you are laughing without a reason,
you need medicine.

people like YOU always remain forever

Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever

Example of Coincidence

Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”

Why is it hard to be a superman?

Q : why is that difficult for us to be a superman??
A : because non of us dare to wear
our underwear over our pants in public!!!

Don’t call me Dad

Dad: What’s ur Result?
Son: I’ve failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: From now Onwards Don’t Call Me “DAD”.
Son: Oh Come On Dad! Its my School Test Not a DNA Test

never share

party wear or dirty wear,
love can be shared anywhere
never share ur underwear
itching will start everywhere

Brilliant Answers by students

Brilliant answers given by students:

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die..?
A. His last one..!!

Q. How do you stop acid indigestion..?
A. Stop drinkin acid..!!

Q. Where was the declaration of independence signed..?
A. At the bottom of the page.!!

Q. What’s the main reason for divorce..?
A. Marriage..!!!