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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after,
I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
Fast Food…my dear friend
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Angry Father to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Son: (Looking down) No…
Father: Don’t look down. Look at me.
On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Boy : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile?”.
CIA: why criminals leave their fingerprints after doing their work?
Recruit: Sir, I Think they are illiterate, if they were literate,
they would leave their signature for u..
If you need advice, text me…
If you need a friend, call me…
If you need me, come to me…
If you need money… ………..
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Difference between life “Before love’ and ‘After love’…
‘Before love’ only happiness…
‘After love’ no happiness…
Alcohol contain female hormones.
Men gain weight,
become extra emotional & stupid,
start fighting without any reason.