Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the
company shifted and didn’t tell me where…
WHO SAID ENGLISH IS EASY? FILL THIS BLANK WITH “YES” or “NO”
1._______ I DON’T HAVE A BRAIN.
2._______ I DON’T HAVE SENSE
3._______ I AM STUPID
4._______ I AM NOT HUMAN BEING
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women
Difference Between Horror & Beautiful
Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.
Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married 🙂
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
we were playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such we Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
Try In 1 Semester !!
On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Boy : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile?”.
“Mom my boy friend told me to climb on a tree”
Girl told it to her Mom.
“Don’t be a Fool. He want’s to see your Penty”.
Girl replied at once
“I already made Him a Fool.
Before climbed the tree I put off my Penty”.!!!
Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?
A: Apologise !!!