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Signboard 4 the traffic rules

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da school

He wrote:-

“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

Love Studies

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks
but Marks help you to get lot of girls
so Love your studies not girls.

I need you

I need you…
I love you…
I can’t go anywhere
without you…

Oh My Lovely..
Shoes!

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Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why?
Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Positive thought

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Said By Hitler

Hitler said funny but true fact of love:
Boys and girls get into LOVE because of misunderstanding.!!
and break up when they understand each other.

Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game

CONGRATS.
Your phone has been
installed with a new puzzle game.
To play, throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

people like YOU always remain forever

Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Smile

Smile is a lnguage of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So Brush your teeth daily.

Sardar buying a TV

Sardar is buying a TV,
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please…