Insult sms - Insult quotes

A collection of insult sms, insulting quotes, april fools sms, text messages. You can send these funny insults to anyone.

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Press down

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!

If u r safe, SMS me immediately

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Wrong Number

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.
We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience !

You r 1 of da most CUTE persons in da world

You r 1 of da most CUTE persons in da world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:

6 truths of life

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Roses are red..

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
god made me sexy,

Beauty is not how you look

Beauty is not how you look,
It is not how handsome u r,
It is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
so now u go and change ur underwear…

Days may end without

TAlking to you
Days May End Widout Seeing  you
Days May End Widout Msging U
The Day Never Ends Widout Remembring U
~ Good Night ~ =]

Turn your phone…

Please turn your
mobile phone up side down now