Insult sms - Insult quotes
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Long time ago,
only idiots used to read my SMS.
today, the history continues.
If I need a brain transplantation
I will prefer your brain.
Don’t think you are a genious.
I just wanted a brain
which is never been used before!
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
“Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
I m at police station.
The police caught me and filed a case against me of
“POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS”
Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out ,
Where r u?
U r genius,
Ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right
and in right part nothing is left.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Orbit White Ad Buffalo die.
The company is searching an new one for their ad.
So please be careful.
Avoid going outside and dont smile.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
How does blood reach Ur head?
Liquid always flow towards