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Roses are red..

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
god made me sexy,
but WHAT THE HELL
HAPPNED TO YOU ???

3 ways to break da mirror

In 3 ways u can break d mirror

1.throw stone at da mirror

2. throw da mirror on da floor.

3. stand in front of da mirror and smile by showing ur teeth

lie

So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see …….how Sweetly I Lie.

A Crime Story

Five friends lived in a room,named
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
SOMEBODY
NOBODY
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY
at that time
BRAIN was in the bathroom
MAD  called police
M – Is it police station?
P – Yes, what is the matter?
M – SOMEBODY killed NOBODY
P – Are you MAD?
M – Yes I’m MAD
P – Don’t you have a BRAIN??
M – BRAIN was in bathroom
P – You FOOL
M – NO sir FOOL is reading this message…!!

6 truths of life

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Help me!!!

I m at police station.
The police caught me and filed a case against me of
“POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS”
I’M DOOMED,
Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out ,
Where r u?

Who want to be a millionaire

Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE

Let’s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

these life lines are available:

50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!

Difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey

What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.

Hello I am a virus

Hello I am a virus and
I am entering your brain
right now…..
sorry,
I will leave,
I can’t find a brain!

without stupidity there can be no wisdom

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!