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Insult sms - Insult quotes

A collection of insult sms, insulting quotes, april fools sms, text messages. You can send these funny insults to anyone.

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Laughing is the best medicine

Laughing is the best the medicine.
But,
if you are laughing without a reason,
you need medicine.

Monkey’s Language

ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka…
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkeys language.
Come to Collect ur banana.

Hello I am a virus

Hello I am a virus and
I am entering your brain
right now…..
sorry,
I will leave,
I can’t find a brain!

Difference between ‘U’ and ‘I’

What is the difference between ‘U’ and ‘I’…
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‘U’ is a curved line and ‘I’ is a straight line…

lol

Lauhging is best medison ,
so laugh ,
loudly ,
more loudly,
loudly loudly,
congrats u have won free entry to,
mental hospital

Roses are red..

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
god made me sexy,
but WHAT THE HELL
HAPPNEDĀ TO YOU ???

Turn your phone…

Please turn your
mobile phone up side down now
hurry!!!!
370HSSV0773H

Friends are like fish

Friends are like fish.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU

Thank God!!!

A baby monkey asked his mother Mom,
why r we so ugly???
Mom said,
Thank GOD we look like this,
u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !

I saw U on ROAD today

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!