It takes 3 months for a Writer 2 months for a Doctor 1 month for a Lawyer and Only 1 night before exam for a Student to read a 1000 pages book what a talent.

Girls love is like a chocolate. because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time, Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date. But boys love is like wine,no expiry date. it gives kick to ur body… that’s boys love…

its great when holiday comes its sad when week day comes wish monthly more 5 Sunday comes monthly two festival comes

before love is to live love is not leave after money is for live love is for play n leave

sleep when u feel sleepy laugh when u feel funny never smile when u see a beauty serving her will be ur next duty

father means care of life mother means love for life friends means share with life lover means playing with life

party wear or dirty wear, love can be shared anywhere never share ur underwear itching will start everywhere

love has a special smile girls use to trick with smile when boys are fallen in there smile they say, they are away a mile

proposing is entrance exam meeting is testing exam dating is physical exam marriage is the final exam

Brilliant answers given by students: Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die..? A. His last one..!! Q. How do you stop acid indigestion..? A. Stop drinkin acid..!! Q. Where was the declaration of independence signed..? A. At the bottom of the page.!! Q. What’s the main reason for divorce..? A. Marriage..!!!