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Insult SMS, insulting quotes and april fools text messages
Friends are like fish. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU
Birds love you, Monkeys love you, Hippos love you, Snakes love you, Tortoise love you, Giraffe loves you….. Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you!
Sweetest kiss: on 4head Loveliest kiss: on cheeks Most Romantic kiss: on lips N d hottest kiss:…. … … … … on d bike’s silencer after it has run 100 km. JUST TRY IT!!!
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Please turn your mobile phone up side down now hurry!!!! 370HSSV0773H
Someday u may lose ur hair u may lose ur teeth ur money & even lose ur mind But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks coz u cant lose what u don’t have!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, god made me sexy, but WHAT THE HELL HAPPNED TO YOU ???
I m at police station. The police caught me and filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” I’M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka… Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkeys language. Come to Collect ur banana.