Angry Father to his son: Have you ever seen an owl? Son: (Looking down) No… Father: Don’t look down. Look at me.

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives

Education is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!

Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.

Man: Is there any way 4 long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!

Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? . . . . . . . . . A: Apologise !!!

A Sincere Traffic Police Was Suspended From His Job. . Why? . . B’coz He Charged D Ambulance 4 Over Speed.

“Talking Once with a genius person is equal to reading books for years” this is a Chinese proverb, so feel free to talk to me any time & save year:)