Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Definition of a Nurse; A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand And then expects ur pulse to be normal

Some Realties of Life. “U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”

Do you know why women wear watch on right hands and men on their left hand ? . . . . . . . To Know the time

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist!

Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r maried.