Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key…
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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Boy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time”, and tackle “Emergencies”!!
exams are there, at the paper you stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull your hair. The teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!
The latest slogn of boys: Girls are our Destination Dating is Our Occupation Flirting is our Profession Leave about Education
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ? C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… Thats why boys go to college
Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Momeries are forgotten… .. All things comes to end….. But people like YOU always remain forever . . . . . . . . . BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second