Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE Let’s play? Q.Nobody likes you because you are a: A.Cunt B.Wanker C.Rsole D.Twat these life lines are available: 50/50 Phone a friend? Ring me! I will tell you!

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

So Sweet is ur SMILE, So Sweet is ur STYLE, So Sweet is ur VOICE, So Sweet is ur EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.

FLASH NEWS: Orbit White Ad Buffalo die. The company is searching an new one for their ad. So please be careful. Avoid going outside and dont smile.

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.