New style of proposing Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age.

people smoke and drunk for a few days and get addicted. LOOK at ME I’m studying since my CHILDHOOD but not addicted to studies…

Killing lines written in a park: “Love trees but don’t love under the trees.”

Hitler said funny but true fact of love: Boys and girls get into LOVE because of misunderstanding.!! and break up when they understand each other.

Interesting confusions: 1. Can u cry under water? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty? 3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4. What do you call a male lady bird? 5. Why its called building when it’s already built? 6. When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

A job in Railway Salary 15000/-, job profile: When the headlight of the Engine is not working you have to run infront of the train with a torch, So hurry up… wish u all the best

Practice makes a man perfect, but Nobody is perfect, then why practice?

Government is imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10 Hug Rs.20 Kiss Rs.30 Love Rs.50 But you don’t worry flirting is still free.