Sweetest kiss: on 4head Loveliest kiss: on cheeks Most Romantic kiss: on lips N d hottest kiss:…. … … … … on d bike’s silencer after it has run 100 km. JUST TRY IT!!!
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All electrons were having party, Suddenly Protons entered n attacked them. …. A Hero comes and saves them…. Electrons ask,”Who are you?” Hero replies, “Bond…. “Covalent Bond”
Send this message to 5,00,000 people… DO NOT IGNORE, Its very serious, This is not a joke, ITS GOD GRACE, After one month, you’ll receive something big…. YOUR “MOBILE BILL”
Worlds smallest resignation letter Respected sir, I love your wife. Thank you
Do you know the meaning of DIET??? D – did I – i E – eat T – today
All the good guys go to Heaven. All the bad guys go to Woman
Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars the beautiful sky and the endless horizon…. and suddenly I thought… where the hell is my roof?
L – loss of money O – out of mind V – vaste of time E – end of life
If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Do you know, why women behave like too mature and intelligent during the period of pregnancy (9 month). Because at the same time her body have 2 brains, one of the child and other her own..