I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”
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Insult SMS, insulting quotes and april fools text messages
What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’
6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO ..
You r 1 of da most CUTE persons in da world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..