I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”

What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.

6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO ..

You r 1 of da most CUTE persons in da world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..